Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Revelations of a Zaa Zaa Zu Psychic...

Its true.....Its true that the world is divided into two categories....there are the people who do not believe in psychics, and the people who do NOT believe in psychics...
Two days ago, I was one of them....

I was standing in the aisles assisting and and greeting passengers during the boarding of Flight number 30 from NYC-Moscow and looking dashing might I add in my Uniform that showed what is true and plump and clinged around my curvy body; when.....

A man about 5'4'' came up to me, smiled, and said "You have two mixed bloods in you." I thought "hmmm, this guys good.." though at the same time I thought "ok wait, ANY well-traveled person could guess that I have mixed features for the OBVIOUS reasons."

And just when I thought I was entering the safety zone....BAM...he came up to me and said "You have a very hidden energy inside you..."
I was intrigued.. I told him that he was quite smart for observing that and he told me that he had practice from the last 17 years...
I had just discovered a rare breed. A BLOND jew with a yamakah (sp?) who practiced kabalah, and was a (wait for it) PSYCHIC! wow...

I told him that I would love to have an oppurtunity to talk to him further after takeoff and the dinner service as I was busy during boarding at the moment. He smiled, shook my hand, held it for a little longer than a person should while shaking hands, and let it go..

hit FF on your remote please so we can fast forward to where he came back to the aft galley to talk to me after the dinner service and after I swayed around the whole aircraft with the duty free boutique saying "duty free, DO ME free" at certain times because I knew most of these Russians onboard didnt speak a word of English. :-D And to tell u the truth, im not really crazy about these Russians. They reek of B.O and are kind of rude... oh gosh, this reminds me of the time when I went to the bar on top of the GAP in downtown with Sam Jones and this old cigar breathed guy tried to pick me up and take me home...-VOMITS-

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanywaaaaaaaaaay, so pushing play to where we fast forwarded to... SO, this guy whose name I later learned was Daniel, started by telling me things about my childhood which were all true... (as creepy as it sounds)
He said that my mom ALWAYS wanted a girl, how my childhood until 5 was great, average from 5 until 15, and then it all went downhill from there until I was 18 and then I gained a freedom like no other.
The freedom being when I moved out of my parents after coming out and being a new, and carefree me... (I was in complete shock)

I then had to go on my rest break so I bid him farewell and planned to continue after I woke up.
Though after my rest break he was asleep and I decided not to disturb. Though secretly, I was so afraid that he was going to tell me something I was not going to like and would haunt me forever....
It was all well until right before landing, he came up to me again and said..."The thing you are wondering...the thing you have been meaning to ask me...If you will ever find true love...its not going to happen for you...itll be very hard if not impossible.."

I felt like the wind had been knocked out of me. A sudden jolt of cold air came rushing through me as I got goose bumps..
He left me standing there in the middle of a Boeing 767 wondering...Is this true? Will I never find true love? And Should I stop believing in what I've believed for 21 years....."I'll see...because if its meant to be, nothing or no one can and will between my dreams, and what I deserve.."

3 comments:

The T-Bones said...

If a psychic says it then it's ALWAYS true!

My horoscope said last week that "helpful Venus is bringing a spirit of healing to your relationship."

*Can't wait for things to be great again.*

Luis said...

OMG! That was soooooooooooooooo WEIRD and kinda funny too!

One thing I learned from my encounters with, ahem, clairvoyant people, is that they can only draw certain conclusions according to certain facts you present them with.

In reality, the really good ones are more like intuitive psychologists than anything else, reading certain qualities about you that tell them what kind of person you are.

I wouldn't necessarily call you an open book, but I wouldn't call you reticent or hard to read, either. I'm sure he just picked up on certain qualities you have, and while at this stage in life they may lead to such conclusions as he drew, there's NOTHING to say that you can't work on certain things in order to get what you want and, in the end, be happy.

So don't fret honaye. You WOULD, as Carrie would, but you shouldn't.

:-)

Sexbox said...

I couldn't stop laughing at the "DO ME free" part. Sorry!